"Mystery mushroom" which leaves Xi'an villagers befuddled turns out to be artificial vajayjay

ထူးဆန္းလွသည္ ့မွဳိလိုပစၥည္းေႀကာင္ ့တရုတ္

ရြာသားမ်ား ေ၀ခြဲမရ...

 

 

အထင္ႀကီးတဲ ့လင္ဇီးမွတ္ေနတာ...ေနာက္ဆံုးေတာ ့...

ႏွမလက္ေလ်ာ ့ေၿဖပါေတာ ့အရုပ္ၿဖစ္ေနပါေပါ ့လား...

တရုတ္နုိင္ငံတြင္ ထုတ္လႊင္ ့သည္ ့Xi'an ရုပ္ၿမင္လုိင္းမွ စူးစမ္းေလ ့လာ၊ သိမွတ္စရာ က႑မွ
လွ်ဴိ  ့၀ွက္ထူးဆန္းသည္ ့မွဳိတစ္မ်ဴိး ေက်းလက္ေဒသတစ္ခုတြင္ေတြ ့ရွိရေႀကာင္း ၿဖင္ ့ဇြန္လ ၁၇
ရက္ေန ့ကထုတ္လႊင္ ့ၿပသခဲ ့မွဳဟာ နုိင္ငံတစ္၀ွမ္းေလွာင္ေၿပာင္ရယ္ေမာစရာတစ္ခုအၿဖစ္ေၿပာ
စမွတ္တြင္ခဲ ့ရပါတယ္..
ရွန္စီ ၿပည္နယ္၏ၿမဳိ ့ေတာ္အစြန္အဖ်ားတြင္ရွိသည္ ့လ်ဴစြန္းဘူ ရြာကေလးမွ ရြာသားမ်ားအေန
ၿဖင္ ့ေရတြင္းတစ္တြင္းတူးရာတြင္ မွဳိနွင္ ့ပံုပန္းသ႑ာန္ဆင္တူသည့္အရာတစ္မ်ဴိးေတြ ့ရွိခဲ ့ႀက
လို ့ေဒသခံ ရုပ္သံဌာနသုိ ့အကူအညီေတာင္းခံခဲ ့ရာမွာ သတင္းေထာက္ ရီယြန္ဖန္း အား ထုိ
ပစၥည္းႏွင္ ့ပါတ္သက္ၿပီးအေသးစိတ္ေလ ့လာစံုစမ္းရန္ ေအးခ်မ္းတိတ္ဆိတ္သည္ ့ရြာကေလးဆီ
သို ့ေစလႊတ္ခဲ ့ပါတယ္...
ကံမေကာင္းအေႀကာင္းမလွသည္ ့ထုိပစၥည္းအားေတြ ့ရွိရာတြင္ပါ၀င္ခဲ ့သည္ ့ရြာသားတစ္ဦးက
သတင္းေထာက္မေလးအား " က်ဴပ္တုိ ့ေၿမေအာက္ မီတာ ၈၀ ေလာက္တူးမိေတာ ့ဒီ ရွည္ေမ်ာ
ေမ်ာ၊ ေပ်ာ ့စိစိ၊ အသားစုိင္နဲ ့တူတဲ ့အရာကုိေတြ ့ရတာပါပဲ....
သူ ့မွာ ႏွာေခါင္းလိုအေပါက္နဲ ့မ်က္လံုးလုိအေပါက္ေတြပါတယ္ဗ်...က်ဴပ္တုိ ့ေတာ့ ဘာမွန္းကုိမ
သိပါဘူးဗ်ာ..." လို ့ေၿပာႀကားခဲ ့ပါတယ္...
အခုေတာ ့ေအးေအးလူလူစာေတြပဲဖတ္ေနတဲ ့ရြာကအသက္ ၈၀ ရွိတဲ ့အဘေတာင္သူ ့ဘ၀တစ္
ေလွ်ာက္လံုး ဒီလုိပစၥည္းမ်ဴိးတစ္ခါမွ မေတြ ့ဖူးဘူးလို ့ေၿပာေနတယ္ဗ် လို ့ထုိရြာသားကဆုိခဲ ့ပါ
တယ္....

သတင္းေထာက္မေလး ရီ ကထုိလွ်ဴိ  ့၀ွက္ဆန္းႀကည္ပစၥည္းအား ကင္မရာၿဖင္ ့အနီးကပ္ရုိက္ကူး
မွတ္တမ္းတင္ကာ " ဒီမွာေတာ ့ကြ်န္မတုိ ့ၿမင္ရတဲ ့အတုိင္း ဒီပစၥည္းက ဟုိဖက္သည္ဖက္ထိပ္ႏွစ္
ဖက္စလံုး ေခါင္းပါတဲ ့မွဳိတစ္မ်ဴိး ပါပဲ...
ဒီဖက္အၿခမ္းမွာေတာ ့ႏွဳတ္ခမ္းတစ္စံုနဲ ့ပုိတူတာကုိေတြ ့ရမွာၿဖစ္ပါတယ္..တစ္ၿခားဖက္မွာေတာ ့
အေပါက္ေသးၿပီး တစ္ဖက္ၿခမ္းအထိေရာက္ေအာင္ တုိးလွ်ဴိေပါက္ေနတာၿဖစ္ပါတယ္....ဒီပစၥည္း
ကေတာက္ေတာက္ေၿပာင္ေၿပာင္နဲ ့အသားတံုး၊ အသားစ တစ္ခုနဲ ့ေတာ္ေတာ္တူပါတယ္..." လို ့
ေၿပာႀကားခဲ ့ပါတယ္...
ဒီအေႀကာင္းကုိ ၎အေနၿဖင္ ့အင္တာနက္တြင္ သုေတသနၿပဳေလ ့လာခဲ ့ရာတြင္ တုိင္းေဆြ ဟု
ေခၚသည္ ့လင္ဇီးမွဳိတစ္မ်ဴိးၿဖစ္ေႀကာင္းေတြ ့ရွိရတယ္လုိ ့အဆုိပါရြာသားကဆုိပါတယ္...
တုိင္းေဆြ ဆုိဟာတရုတ္ရိုးရားနကၡတ္တာရာဇယားအရ နတ္စစ္သူႀကီး ၆၀ ကုိညႊန္းပါတယ္တဲ ့..

သတင္းေထာက္မေလး ရီ ကလည္းမဆုိင္းမတြပဲ သူမရဲ ့ကုိယ္ပိုင္ေလ ့လာမွဳအရ ထုိလင္ဇီးမွဳိမ်ဴိး
ဟာ ရွန္စီ ေဒသမွာမ်ားေသာအားၿဖင္ ့ေတြ ့ရၿပီး ေၿမေအာက္ခပ္နက္နက္မွာေပါက္ေရာက္တာမို ့
လူေတြမသိႀကတာလို ့ဆုိပါတယ္...
တရုတ္ဧကရာဇ္ ခ်င္ရွီဟြမ္း လွ်ဴိ  ့၀ွက္ဆန္းႀကယ္တဲ ့အသက္ရွည္ေဆးကုိရွာေဖြေတာ ့သူဟာ ဒီ
လင္ဇီးမွဳိကုိ ေတြ ့ရွိခဲ ့တာလုိ ့သူမက ခပ္ႀကြားႀကြားေလးဆုိခဲ ့ပါတယ္....
ဒါေပမယ္ ့အႀကားအၿမင္ဗဟုသုတႀကြယ္တဲ ့၊ မ်က္ေစ ့လ်င္တဲ ့သူေတြကေတာ ့တနဂၤေႏြေန ့က
ထုတ္လႊင္ ့သည္ ့ထုိအစီအစဥ္ကုိၿမင္တာနွင္ ့ထုိပစၥည္းဟာ အမ်ဴိးသားမ်ား လိင္စိတ္ေၿဖသည္ ့
အမ်ဴီးသမီးလိင္အဂၤ ါႏွစ္မ်ဴိးစလံုးတစ္ဖက္စီတြင္ ဖန္တီးထားသည္ ့လိင္တူရာဘာရုပ္သာၿဖစ္
ေႀကာင္း ထုတ္ေဖာ္ေၿပာႀကားခဲ ့ပါတယ္....
ဒါေႀကာင္ ့လည္းသူတုိ ့တရုတ္ၿပည္မွာေတာ ့ထုိပစၥည္းဟာ ဇနီးမယားထံမွ လုိခ်င္တာမရသည္ ့
အမ်ဴိးသားမ်ား အသံုးၿပဳသည္ ့အေရးေပၚကယ္ဆယ္ေရးပစၥည္းတစ္ခုၿဖစ္ေႀကာင္း ဖတ္ရွဳေလ ့
လာႀကရမွာၿဖစ္ပါတယ္...
အဆုိပါ သတင္းသံုးသပ္ခ်က္ထုတ္လႊင္ ့မွဳဟာ ေန ့ခ်င္းညခ်င္း မွ်ေ၀တင္ၿပသည္ ့ဆုိက္ဒ္မ်ား
ေႀကာင္ ့ႀကည္ ့ရွဳသူ၊ အႀကိမ္ေပါင္းသန္းနွင္ ့ခ်ီၿပီး ေက်ာ္ႀကားသြားပါတယ္....
ေနာက္တစ္ေန ့မွာေတာ ့မရွဳမလွအရွက္ရခဲ ့တဲ ့ရုပ္သံအစီအစဥ္ဟာ ၎တုိ ့ရဲ ့အင္တာနက္စာ
မ်က္ႏွာမွာ မွားယြင္းေႀကာင္းေတာင္းပန္စာ ထုတ္ၿပန္ခဲ ့ရပါတယ္...
ကြ်ႏု္ပ္တုိ ့၏ ငယ္ရြယ္ႏုနယ္ကာအေတြ ့အႀကဳံ၊ ဗဟုသုတနည္းပါးေသးသည့္ သတင္းေထာက္
ေလးတစ္ဦးေႀကာင္ ့ႀကည္ ့ရွဳသူအမ်ား ရယ္ေမာေလွာင္ေၿပာင္စရာၿဖစ္ခဲ ့ရပါေႀကာင္း၊ အဆုိပါ
သတင္းတင္ၿပခ်က္ေႀကာင္ ့ၿပည္သူအမ်ား စိတ္အေႏွာင္ ့အယွက္ၿဖစ္ခဲ ့ရမည္ဆုိပါက ေ၀ဖန္၊အ
ႀကံေပးမွဳမ်ားအားလံုးကုိ ကြ်ႏု္ပ္တို ့အေနၿဖင္ ့ဤေနရာမွ လွဳိက္လွဳိက္လွဲလွဲ ေက်းဇူးတင္ပါ
ေႀကာင္း၊ သတိလြတ္ကင္း ခြ်တ္ေခ်ာ္ခဲ ့မွဳအတြက္ခြင္ ့လႊတ္ပါေစေႀကာင္းေတာင္းပန္အပ္ပါ
သည္ လို ့တင္ၿပထားပါတယ္...

ေႀသာ္....လင္ဇီး...လင္ဇီး...တယ္လည္းအထင္ႀကီးႀကပါလား....

ခမ်ာ ငယ္ေသးေတာ ့ေလာကီအေရးအေတြ ့အႀကဳံနည္းေသးတာမုိ ့ခြင္ ့လႊတ္ႀကပါကုန္...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=789he-8T_-E&feature=player_embedded#!

Xi'an Up Close 《西安零距离》, an investigative journalism programme which airs on Xi'an TV, has become a national laughing stock after airing a report on June 17 on a "mystery mushroom" which was discovered by villagers in a rural part of the city.
Residents of the Liucunbu village on the outskirts of the capital of the Shaanxi province say they came across a strange fungi-like object as they hit bedrock while drilling a new well. The perplexed villagers decided to call up their local TV station for help, which sent intrepid reporter Ye Yunfeng to their sleepy little hamlet to get down to the bottom of things.
One villager who was there during the fateful discovery of the unidentified object tells the reporter, "When we dug down to about 80m deep, we fished out this long, fleshy object. It's got a nose and an eye, but we have no idea what it is!"
"Even our 80-year-old neighbour here says he has never seen anything like this before," he adds.

Reporter Ye then begins to describe the curious object as the camera pans in on it. "As we can all see, this looks like a type of fungus, on both ends of which you'll find mushroom heads."
"On this side, you can see what looks like a pair of lips," she adds. "And on that side, there is a tiny hole which extends all the way back to this side. The object looks very shiny, and it feels really fleshy and meaty too."
"I've done my own research on the internet," says the afore-mentioned villager. "It's a type of lingzhi mushroom, called the taisui." [Editor's note: Taisui refers to 60 celestial generals named in the Chinese zodiac.]
Without skipping a beat, reporter Ye chimes in with her own research, saying this type of lingzhi is generally found in the Shaanxi region deep underground and is hence rarely seen. "When the Emperor Qin Shi Huang was on the hunt for the secret to longevity," she elucidates, "it is said he discovered this lingzhi was the answer."Eagle-eyed viewers who saw the report on Sunday immediately identified the mystery mushroom as a double-headed masturbation toy with an artificial vagina on one side and an artificial anus on the other. Yes, you read that right, it was a jack-off aid that some guy used to spank his monkey when he wasn't getting it from his wife.
Overnight, the video of the news report went viral on the Internet, chalking up a few million views across multiple video-sharing sites.
The next day, the embarrassed TV show issued the following apology on its Sina Weibo profile:

An open letter to all netizens and viewers: Hi everyone, one of our news reports which aired last night has made everyone laugh. This incident has been widely followed, shared and commented on. As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone. We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!