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သူတို ့ဆီက စစ္သား....ဟားစရာမ်ား....

Friday, July 3, 2015


Hilarious collection of photos of soldiers seeing the funny side of life on the frontline

သူတုိ ့ဆီကစစ္သား... ဟားစရာမ်ား...

မေရာက္ၿဖစ္တာႀကာတဲ ့ဘေလာ ့ဂ္ကေလးဆီေရာက္တံုးအၿပင္းေၿပဖုန္သုတ္လို ့အစမ္းတင္ႀကည္ ့လုိက္
ပါတယ္....

Soldiers are known for their black humour on the frontline as they see the funny side of life in the face of adversity.
But these military personnel have taken things a step beyond in these hilarious images from the battlefield.
These photographs, released by slightlywarped.com, celebrate the best humour from our soldiers, airmen and sailors.




A man and his dog: This canine shows off his surveillance skills as he looks through binoculars next to an armed soldier



A man and his dog: This canine shows off his surveillance skills as he looks through binoculars next to an armed soldier


Call the cavalry: Soldier aims fire on the back of a tiny donkey



Call the cavalry: Soldier aims fire on the back of a tiny donkey

Diversion: Soldier stands behind this roadblock marked with some wishful thinking



Diversion: Soldier stands behind this roadblock marked with some wishful thinking

Bombs away: Soldier hangs strapped to the wing of an aircraft pretending to be a missile



Bombs away: Soldier hangs strapped to the wing of an aircraft pretending to be a missile

A Knight's Tale: Soldiers joust on bicycles in front of a crowd of military personnel enjoying the revelry



A Knight's Tale: Soldiers joust on bicycles in front of a crowd of military personnel enjoying the revelry


Undercover: A soldier's camouflage uniform hides him in a slightly more domestic situation than it was intended



Undercover: A soldier's camouflage uniform hides him in a slightly more domestic situation than it was intended

Mousetrap: A soldier tests out this homemade giant vermin catcher with a bottle of beer at an army base



Mousetrap: A soldier tests out this homemade giant vermin catcher with a bottle of beer at an army base




Woman behind the wheel: A female pilot hangs her handbag on the controls of this military aircraft



Woman behind the wheel: A female pilot hangs her handbag on the controls of this military aircraft
In this collection you will find some great images of the men and women in uniform managing to raise a smile, even when their lives are on the line.
There are the two airmen, dressed in full pilot’s uniform including helmets, racing down the runway with model airplanes strapped around their waists. 


Then there is the female pilot flying a jet with her handbag dangling from the airplane’s controls.
Look out for the giant mousetrap that has been made back at base, which is being tested by a soldier with a beer bottle.


Technology: This spoof photo shows off the U.S. government's next generation stealth fighter


Technology: This spoof photo shows off the U.S. government's next generation stealth fighter

Taking a break: This pilot enjoys a magazine while seated in the back of a military fighter jet


Taking a break: This pilot enjoys a magazine while seated in the back of a military fighter jet

Read for take off: Two airmen in full pilot uniform race down the runway with two model aircraft around their waists




Read for take off: Two airmen in full pilot uniform race down the runway with two model aircraft around their waists

Hitching a lift: This soldier tries to get a ride back home to Florida from the frontline



Hitching a lift: This soldier tries to get a ride back home to Florida from the frontline


Disguise: This photo shows a Coca-Cola lorry hidden by army camouflage



Disguise: This photo shows a Coca-Cola lorry hidden by army camouflage

Bow and arrow: This soldier uses his gun in a slightly less conventional way



Bow and arrow: This soldier uses his gun in a slightly less conventional way

Suicidal teens welcome! A spoof sign hangs in the window of an army recruitment centre



Suicidal teens welcome! A spoof sign hangs in the window of an army recruitment centre


There is also soldier taking some time out from his duties in full camouflage gear who is disguised by the garish sofa he is lying on.
Another picture shows a Coca-Cola lorry also in full camouflage.
A soldier is also pictured standing at a desert roadblock painted with ‘Car bombs must exit’.
The images were provided courtesy of slightlyawkward.com.

British Virgin Is Searching for a Man

Thursday, May 24, 2012

အပ်ဴိစင္...လိုခ်င္ယင္ၿဖင္ ့.... 

ဒီအမ်ဴိးသမီးကေတာ ့ေနာက္ဆံုးမွာ အခ်စ္စစ္ကုိရွာေဖြဖုိ ့ဆံုးၿဖတ္လုိက္ပါၿပီ...
ဒါေပမယ္ ့သူမလုိခ်င္တဲ ့အရာကုိေတြ ့ရွိဖုိ ့ကေတာ ့လြယ္မယ္မထင္ပါ...
ဘာေႀကာင္ ့လဲဆုိေတာ ့...
ပန္ေရွာအမည္ရွိအပ်ဴိစင္အမ်ဴိးသမီးဟာ အသက္ ၇၀ အရြယ္ရွိၿပီး ၿဗိတိန္နုိင္ငံ၊ ၀ီဂန္အရပ္မွ စား
ေသာက္ဆုိင္၊ ကပဲြရံုအဆုိေတာ္တစ္ဦးၿဖစ္ခဲ ့ပါတယ္..
သူမဟာ ၁၉၆၀ ခုႏွစ္မ်ားကတည္းက ဖလန္းဖလန္းမပန္း အမည္ရွိတဲ စင္တင္ေဖ်ာ္ေၿဖပဲြမ်ားမွာ
ကာလသားမ်ားအႀကဳိက္ မလံု ့တစ္လံု၀တ္စားၿပီးေဖ်ာ္ေၿဖခဲ ့တာၿဖစ္ေပမယ္ ့မည္သည္ ့အမ်ဴိး
သားႏွင္ ့မွ် တစ္ခါမွ အတူအိပ္စက္ၿခင္းမၿပဳခဲ ့ပါဘူး...
အခုေတာ ့အသက္ ၇၀ အရြယ္ရွိ အခ်စ္စိတ္ေတြၿပင္းၿပေနသူအမ်ဴိးသမီးႀကီးဟာ သူမရဲ  ့အိပ္
မက္ထဲက ေရႊမင္းသားေလးကုိရွာေဖြေတာ ့မွာပါ...
ထုိမင္းသားကေတာ ့ ရုပ္ေခ်ာ၊ သေဘာေကာင္း၊ ဆံပင္နက္နက္နဲ ့သန္းႀကြယ္သူေဌးၿဖစ္ရပါ
မယ္....သူမကအပ်ဴိစင္ကုိး....



 
တစ္ခါမွ မတစ္ခါခဲ ့ရေသးပါဘူးလို ့ အမွန္ေၿပာတဲ ့"ပန္ေရွာ..."

 
ဒီလို၊ ဒီလို ေဘာ္ဒီ အမုိက္စားနဲ ့....

အသက္ႀကီးေပမယ္ ့မပ်က္စီးေသးပါဘူး....

ခ်စ္မယ္ဆုိလာထားေပါ ့...

ဒါေပမယ္  ့ရုပ္ေခ်ာရမယ္....သေဘာေကာင္းရမယ္....ဆံပင္နက္ရမယ္...
ခ်မ္းသာရမယ္တဲ ့....

ရုပ္ေခ်ာတယ္၊ သေဘာေကာင္းတယ္...စိတ္ဆတ္တယ္၊ အေႀကြးမဆပ္ဘူး၊ ငါးေတြေမြးၿပီးအစာ
မေႀကြးဘူး အပ်ဴိစင္ကုိမွလုိခ်င္တယ္ဆိုတဲ ့ဆရာမ်ား ဆက္သြယ္ႀကပါကုန္...

This lady has finally decided to find her love. However, I think that won’t be that easy and here is why…
Pam Shaw is a 70-year-old cabaret singer from Wigan, UK. She’s been performing in revealing stage costumes since the '60s under the stage name The Sexational Pam, but has never had sexual relations. Now this raunchy septuagenarian is up to find the man of her dreams, and she hopes that it will be a handsome dark-haired millionaire.

 

မိတ္ကပ္အစြမ္းအံ ့မခန္း...

Sunday, March 4, 2012



တုိးတက္ေနတဲ ့ေခတ္ႀကီးမွာ မိတ္ကပ္အစြမ္းေႀကာင္ ့့နတ္သမီးတမွ်လွပသြားသူေလးေတြရဲ ့ပံု
ေလးေတြ တင္ၿပလိုက္ပါတယ္...
ဒါေတာင္ ဖုိတုိေရွာ ့လို ့ေခၚတဲ ့ကြန္ၿပဴတာအထူးၿပဳလုပ္ခ်က္နဲ ့ဖန္တီးထားတာမပါေသးဘူး...
အြန္လုိင္းမွာ တင္ထားတဲ ့ပံုေလးေတြေတြ ့ၿပီး က်ဴရင္း၊ ခ်က္ရင္းနဲ ့ဟက္ထိသြားမယ္ ့ဆရာေတြ
အတြက္ ကတိစကားေတြလြန္၊ အေၿခအေနေတြလြန္ၿပီးမွ ရင္ထဲမေကာင္းၿဖစ္ရမွာကုိႀကဳိသိနုိင္
ေအာင္လုိ ့ပါ...