ဘသက္ၿပင္း I've used all my nine lives

 ေနာက္တစ္ခါဆုိမလြယ္ေတာ.ဘူး..
I've used all my nine lives

Nine lives . . . John Watt

                                                 ဘသက္ၿပင္း John Watt



ကုိးႀကိမ္ေၿမာက္အသက္အႏ ၱရယ္ကေနလြတ္ေၿမာက္လာတဲ.ဘသက္ၿပင္းတစ္ေယာက္ကေတာ.
သူ.ရဲ.ကံေကာင္းေနမွဳေတြကုန္ေတာ.မယ္လုိ.ထင္မွတ္စုိးရိမ္ေနပါတယ္တဲ.....

John Watt လုိ.အမည္ရွိတဲ.အဘုိးတစ္ဦးဟာသူ.ကားကုိေနာက္ဆုတ္ေနတံုးေက်ာက္ၿပားတစ္ခု
ကားေပၚၿပဳတ္က်လာၿပီးအမုိးေနကာမွန္ကတစ္ဆင္.အထဲကုိေဖာက္ထြင္း၀င္ေရာက္ကာသူ.ေခါင္း
နဲ.နဲနဲေလးပဲၿခားၿပီးအသက္ေဘးကလြတ္ေၿမာက္သြားပါတယ္။

အဲဒီအၿဖစ္အပ်က္ဟာအသက္ ၆၇ ႏွစ္အရြယ္ရွိတဲ.အဖိုးအတြက္အံ.ႀသထူးဆန္းစြာအသက္ေဘးကေန
လြတ္ေၿမာက္ေနခဲ.တဲ.ေနာက္ဆံုးအၿဖစ္အပ်က္တစ္ခုပါပဲ။သူ.အေနနဲ.ကေတာ.နတ္ေဒ၀တာတစ္ပါး
ကေနေစာင္.ေရွာက္ေနတယ္လုိ.ယံုပါတယ္တဲ.။

Aberdeeenshireနယ္Fraserburghၿမိဳ.ကအဖိုးJohnာသူ.ဘ၀တစ္သက္တာအတြင္းယာဥ္တုိက္မွဳႏွစ္
ႀကိမ္နဲ.ကုိယ္.ကားနဲ.ကိုယ္ၿဖတ္ႀကိတ္တာတစ္ႀကီမ္ႀကံဳေတြခဲ.ရၿပီးအသက္ေဘးကေနလြတ္ေၿမာက္ခဲ.
တယ္။ဓါတ္လုိက္တာတစ္ႀကိမ္ႀကံဳခဲ.ရၿပီးလက္နဲ.ဦးေခါင္းကုိလည္းေသနတ္နဲ.တစ္ခါဆီအပစ္ခံခဲ.ရဘူး
ပါတယ္။ၿပီးေတာ.ဆိပ္ကမ္းကေနေခ်ာ္က်ၿပီးၿမစ္ထဲကုိက်သြားခဲ.ဘူးတယ္။

”ဘာေႀကာင္.ဒီေလာက္ေတာင္ကံေကာင္းေနရသလဲမသိပါဘူးဗ်ာ၊ဧကႏ ၱေတာ.ကြ်န္ေတာ.ကုိေစာင္.
ေရွာက္ေနတဲ.နတ္ေဒ၀တာနတ္သမီးတစ္ပါးရွိေနတယ္လုိ.ထင္တယ္။” လုိ.သူကဆုိတယ္။

လူတုိင္းမွာအနည္းနဲ.အမ်ားေတာ.ထိမိခုိက္မိတာရွိနုိင္ပါတယ္။ဒါေပမယ္.ကြ်န္ေတာ္ကေတာ.သူမ်ား
ထက္ကုိပုိပါတယ္လုိ.သူကေၿပာပါတယ္။

ပထမဦးဆံုးအႀကိမ္ဒုကၡေရာက္ခဲ.ရစဥ္ကသူဟာအသက္ ၉ ႏွစ္ပဲရွိပါေသးတယ္။အဲဒီတံုးကေတာ.လုပ္
ေသနတ္တစ္လက္နဲ.က်ည္ဆံေတြနဲ.ေပါ.။သူကစင္ေယာ္ငွက္ကုိခ်ိိန္ၿပီးပစ္လုိက္တာသူ.လက္မတစ္
စစီၿဖစ္သြားခဲ.တာပါပဲ။ေနာက္ေၿခာက္ႏွစ္ႀကာေတာ.တစ္ကယ္.ေသနတ္နဲ.လက္တည္.စမ္းလုိက္တာ
မ်က္ႏွာကုိရွပ္ၿပီးမွန္သြားတာေပါ.။

လြန္ခဲ.တဲ.ႏွစ္ေပါင္းႏွစ္ဆယ္ကေတာ.ပန္းၿခံထဲမွာဓါတ္လုိက္ခံခဲ.ရတာတစ္ခါတည္းကုိဟုိးေလးတစ္
ေႀကာ္ၿဖစ္သြားခဲ.တာပါပဲ။”အဲဒီတံုးကရာဘာဘြတ္ဖိနပ္နဲ.သားေရလက္အိတ္သာ၀တ္မထားခဲ.ယင္
ကြ်န္ေတာ္သြားၿပီေပါ.ဗ်ာ”လုိ.သူကၿပန္ေၿပာၿပခဲတယ္။

ငါးလည္းမွ်ားတဲ.သူ.ကုိေရခဲတမွ်ေအးစက္ေနတဲ.ၿမစ္ထဲကေန Fraserburghသေဘာၤဆိပ္မွာသူ.
မိတ္ေဆြတစ္ေယာက္ကဆယ္ယူကယ္တင္ခဲ.ရတာပါ။

ေနာက္အၿဖစ္အပ်က္တစ္ခုမွာေတာ.သူဟာ Tyne ၿမစ္ထဲကုိၿပဳတ္က်သြားခဲ.တာပါပဲ။ကံေကာင္း
ၿခင္းကကြ်န္ေတာ္.ဘက္မွာရွိေနေသးတာပဲဗ်။လွဳိင္းေတြပုတ္ၿပီးကမ္းဘက္ၿပန္ေရာက္လာတယ္
လုိ.သူကေၿပာပါတယ္။

ေနာက္သူကားေမာင္းသင္တာ.စတီယာရင္ဘီးလက္ကုိင္ၿပဳတ္ၿပီးလမ္းေဘးကေၿမာင္းထဲကုိကား
ေရာက္သြားခဲ.တယ္။အသက္ ၁၈ ႏွစ္မွာေတာ.ႏွင္းေတြတစ္အားက်ၿပီးေခ်ာ္ေနတဲ.လမ္းမွာသူ
ေမာင္းတဲ.ကားဟာပက္လက္လန္တဲ.အထိေမွာက္သြားခဲ.တယ္တဲ.ဗ်ာ...

ဒါနဲ.တင္မလံုေလာက္ေသးဘူခင္ဗ်၊သူရဲ.ကားနဲ.အက်ဴိးေပးထူးပံုကေတာ.အဆုိး၀ါးဆံုးအၿဖစ္အပ်က္
ကသူ.ကားဘက္ထရီကုန္ၿပီးစက္ပ်က္တာေတာင္ကုန္းေပၚမွာေပါ.။ကားကုိတြန္းႏွဳိးေတာ.ကားကၿပန္
ၿပီးလိမ္.ဆင္းလာလုိက္တာသူကလည္းမုိက္မုိက္မဲမဲပဲကားေရွ.ကေနေၿပးမိသတဲ.။ေနာက္ဆံုးသူဟာ
ကားနဲ.ဆုိင္တစ္ဆုိင္ႀကားမွာညွပ္ေနမိတာတဲ.ဗ်ာ..

ေနာက္ဆံုးအၿဖစ္အပ်က္ဆုိးကေတာ. Frasurburgh လမ္းမႀကီးမွာကားကုိေနာက္ၿပန္ဆုတ္ေနတံုးအ
ေပၚကေနေက်ာက္ၿပားႀကီးတစ္ခ်ပ္က်လာၿပီးကားရဲ.ေနေရာင္၀င္တဲ.အမိုးေနကာမွန္ကုိခဲြၿပီးကားထဲ
ကုိေရာက္လာတာပါ။”အေနာက္နားမွာသာရွိခဲ.ယင္တစ္ခါတည္းပဲြၿပီးပဲဗ်ာ။တစ္ကယ္.ကုိမယံုႀကည္
နုိင္စရာပါပဲ”လုိ.သူကဆုိလိုက္ပါတယ္။

”ကြ်န္ေတာ္ကေတာ.ေႀကာက္ေနလုိ.မၿဖစ္ပါဘူး။ေႀကာက္သာေႀကာက္ေနရမယ္ဆုိယင္ဒူးတုန္ေနတာ
နဲ.အိမ္ၿပင္ကုိေတာင္ထြက္ရဲမွာမဟုတ္ဘူး” သူကဆုိလုိုက္ေႀကာင္းပါခင္ဗ်ား။

ေတာ္ေတာ္လည္းအသက္ၿပင္းတဲ.ဘုိးသက္ၿပင္းပါပဲ။ၿမန္မာၿပည္မွာဆုိယင္ေတာ.သူ.မွာအေစာင္.အ
ေရွာက္ရွိတယ္လုိ.။သာသနာၿပဳရဦးမွာတုိ.ဘာတုိ.နဲ.လုပ္စားႀကဦးမွာေနာ....
တစ္ကယ္ေတာ.လဲေသခ်င္တဲ.လူကေသမွာပဲ။မေသခ်င္တဲ.သူကေတာ.ဘယ္ေလာက္ပဲအႏ ၱ
ရာယ္နဲ.ႀကဳံႀကံဳေသခ်ိန္မတန္ေသးယင္မေသပါဘူး....




A GRANDAD fears he’s running out of luck — after surviving his NINTH brush with death.


John Watt was reversing his motor when a piece of slate smashed through the sunroof and missed his head by inches.


It was the latest of the 67-year-old’s miraculous escapes — and he reckons he has a guardian angel protecting him.

Over the years John, of Fraserburgh, Aberdeeenshire, has survived two car crashes and been run over by his OWN motor.

He’s also cut through a live mains cable, shot himself in the hand and head in separate incidents and fallen into a harbour and into the River Tyne.

John said: “I don’t know why I’ve been so lucky. There must be a guardian angel looking out for me.

“Everyone has mishaps and accidents but I suppose I’ve had more than most people.”


His first accident happened aged just nine when he found a shotgun cartridge and crafted a makeshift gun.

He was aiming for a seagull when he blew his thumbs to bits. Six years later he misfired a shot from a real gun and grazed the side of his face.


And 20 years ago he hit the headlines when he cut through an electric cable in the garden.


John said: “I had my rubber boots and leather gloves on. If I hadn’t been wearing them I’d have been a goner.” Fisherman Mr Watt also had to be pulled from Fraserburgh Harbour by a colleague after he landed in the icy water.


And on another occasion he fell into the River Tyne. He said: “Again things were on my side. The tide washed me up.”

When he was learning to drive, John sent his car careering into a ditch after the steering wheel broke off in his hand. Then aged 18 he rolled a vehicle on to its roof in frosty conditions.

His worst mishap with a motor came when his car had a flat battery and he pushed it at the top of a hill. When it started rolling he ran to the front of the motor. John said: “It was really stupid. I was pinned between it and a shop.”

His latest calamity happened as he reversed on Fraserburgh’s main street and a slate smashed through his sunroof. John said: “If there had been anyone in the back they would have been a goner. It’s unbelievable.”

He added: “I’ve got to take all this in my stride. If I didn’t I would be a quivering wreck. I’d never leave the house.”