ၿဖစ္တတ္နုိင္လြန္းပါတယ္။

Saturday, September 27, 2008
      တစ္ခါတစ္ေလအထက္လူႀကီးကကုိယ္မလုပ္ခ်င္တဲ.အလုပ္တစ္ခုကုိခုိင္းတဲ.အခါစက္က
အလုပ္မလုပ္ပဲေႀကာင္ေနတတ္တယ္။အဲဒါဆုိသိပ္ေပ်ာ္တာေပါ.၊စက္ကုိလက္ညွဳိးထုိးလုိက္၇ုံပဲ
ေလ။ဒါေပမယ္လူႀကီးေရာက္လာလုိ.ကုိယ္လဲရွင္းၿပေရာအဲဒီစက္ကထေကာင္းေနၿပန္ေရာ။
ေလာကမွာဒီလုိမ်ဴိးၿဖစ္တတ္တာေလးေတြပါ။

Have you experienced any of these ?

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

ငပိကုိင္ၿပီးယင္ပုိၿပီးေတာ.ေတာင္ယားတတ္ေသးတယ္။
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

တစ္ခါတစ္ေလေရသံုးလုိ.မရတဲ.ေနရာမွာအိမ္သာသံုးစကၠဴလိပ္ကတံခါးေဒါင္.ကုိလိမ္.က်
သြားတတ္ေသးတယ္။
Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

သမီးဆီဆက္တာအေဖ.ဖံုးနံပတ္မွားနွိပ္မိတာအဖုိးႀကီးကတန္းကုိင္တာပဲ။သံုးခါေလာက္ေတာင္
ၿမည္တာကုိမေစာင္.ဘူး     
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning

you will have a flat tire.
သူေလးေစာင္.ေနပါတယ္ဆုိမီးပြိဳင္.တုိင္းနီတယ္ဗ်ာ။အဲဒီေန.မွ။
O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you

are in now.
တစ္ခါတစ္ေလကုိယ္သြားမိတဲ.အတန္းကကုိယ္လဲေရာက္ေရာ counter closed ဆုိတာေတာင္ႀကံဳရ
တတ္ေသးတယ္။
Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

တုိ.ကေတာ.အလုပ္ထဲမွာအေရအိမ္၀င္ရင္သူတုိ.ေခၚၿပီ။ရုံးခန္းကေနာ္။
Ruby's Principle Of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone

you don't want to be seen with.
အတိအက်ပဲခုိးသြားပါတယ္ဆုိေမာင္းနဲ.မွတဲ.တဲ.တုိးတယ္။(တစ္ရပ္လံုးသိေအာင္ဖြမယ္.သူေပါ.)
Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

အဲဒီေန.ကအဲဒီစက္ကုိၿမစ္ထဲသြားၿပီီးလႊင္.ပစ္လုိ္က္ခ်င္တယ္။ဒါမွမဟုတ္ဆယ္ေပါင္တူနဲ.ထုပစ္
လုိ္က္ခ်င္တယ္။
Zadra's Law Of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

အရုိးထဲကယားတယ္ဆုိတာဒါမ်ဴိးေပါ.ဗ်ာ။
Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

ရုပ္ရွင္ရုံမွာမီးမွိတ္ၿပီဆုိယင္လာႀကပါၿပီေလ။ယူထားတဲ.ခံုကဟုိးေထာင္.ဆံုးမွာ။ၿပီးယင္မၿမင္
မစမ္းနဲ.ကုိယ္.ဖိနပ္ကုိပါခလုပ္တုိ္က္သြားေသးတာ။ဒါေတာင္ေၿခေထာက္ကုိခံုေပၚတင္ထားလုိ.။
Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do 

something which will last until the coffee is cold.
သူမသိေအာင္ထမင္းေစာေစာဆင္းစားၿပီဆုိယင္သူေခၚပါၿပီ။(ေဘာ.စ္ေလ)

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