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ကဲ...
   အိပ္မက္လွလွေလးေတြကုိယ္စီမက္နုိ္င္ႀကဖုိ.အတြက္ဂ်ပန္နုိင္ငံကထုတ္လုပ္လုိက္တဲ.အသြင္ဆန္း
      ေခါင္းအံုးေလးေတြေပါ.  ...

ပ်ဴိေမမ်ားအတြက္ခ်စ္သူ.လက္ေမာင္းေခါင္းအံုး...
Boyfriend Arm Pillow

 

ရင္ခုန္ႀကည္ႏူးစြာေမွးစက္နုိင္ဖုိ.  ....ဒါအေကာင္းဆံုးပဲေနာ္... 

ပ်ဴိေမတုိ.အတြက္ေခါင္းအံုးကေတာ.ေဖာ္မရွာတစ္ကုိယ္တည္းေနလုိသူပ်ဴိေမမ်ားနဲ.ခ်စ္သူ..ေမာင္ တုိ.
ကုိကုိ  တုိ.အေ၀းေရာက္ေနသူတုိ.အတြက္ရင္ခြင္မွာနားခုိလုိ.ရေအာင္အထူးတီထြင္ထားပါတယ္တဲ.  ...
ေသခ်ာတာတစ္ခုကေတာ.ဒီေခါင္းအံုးနဲ.အိပ္ယင္သင္.ဘ၀မွာေရြးခ်ယ္ခဲ.ၿပီးယင္ထပ္မံေရြးခ်ယ္လုိ.မရ
ေတာ.တဲ.ခ်စ္သူႀကင္ဖက္ရဲ.ဂ်ဴိင္းေခြ်းနံ.ေတြ၊ေဟာက္သံေတြကုိသီးခံစရာမလုိေတာ.ပဲ...( အင္း ...ဒါ
ေတြက ေနာက္ေတာ.လဲက်င္.သားရသြားၿပီး အဲဒီအသံ၊အနံ.မရယင္ေတာင္တစ္မ်ဴိးႀကီးၿဖစ္သြားတတ္
ေသးဦးမွာပါ...) မိမိနုိးထခ်ိန္ေရာက္ယင္ညင္ညင္သာသာေလးလွဳပ္ၿပီးနွဳိးေပးမယ္.စက္ကေလးပါတပ္
ထားေပးပါေသးတယ္တဲ.  ....

ေနာက္ပုိင္းထုတ္တဲ.ပံုစံေတြမွာဆုိ လွ်ပ္စစ္အေႏြးေပးစက္တုိ.၊ ခ်စ္သူ.ရင္ခုန္သံလုိစည္းခ်က္က်က်ခုန္
ေနမယ္.စက္ကေလးတုိ. ( အမယ္ေလး...ေၿပာယင္းနဲ.ေတာင္.ရင္ခုန္ခ်င္လာၿပီေနာ္...) ၊  ေခါင္မုိးေပၚ
ကုိတစ္စက္ခ်င္းက်ေနတဲ.မုိးေရစက္သံေလးေတြ...ရင္ခုန္ႀကည္ႏူးဖြယ္ခ်စ္စကားေလးေတြေၿပာဆုိေန
တာေလးေတြ....စိတ္ဓါတ္ခြန္အားၿဖစ္ေစမယ္.ႏွလံုးသာအဟာရစကားစုေလးေတြ...စတာေတြဖြင္.
ၿပီးနားဆင္လုိ.ရမယ္. MP 3 စက္ကေလးေတြပါတပ္ဆင္လာနုိင္ဖြယ္ရွိပါတယ္တဲ.   ...

ဘာမွထပ္ၿပီးကုန္က်စားရိတ္မရွိေတာ.တဲ.အဆုိပါေခါင္းအံုးေလးေတြရဲ.ေစ်းႏွဳံးကေတာ.ေလာေလာ
ဆယ္ ၇၇ ေဒၚလာ က်ပါတယ္တဲ.  ...
အိပ္မက္ထဲကမင္းသားေလးေတြမလာေရာက္နုိင္ေသးတဲ.ပ်ဴိေမေတြအတြက္ကေတာ.အေကာင္း
ဆံုးသတင္းေလးပဲေပါ.  ..
ဆက္သြယ္စံုစမ္း၀ယ္ယူနုိင္တဲ.ေနရာေတြကုိေအာက္ကအဂၤလိပ္လုိေဆာင္းပါးမွာေဖာ္ၿပထားပါ
တယ္ေနာ္...

ေႀသာ္...စိတ္ကူးလဲယဥ္...ထြင္လဲထြင္တတ္ႀကပါေပရဲ.   ....

 လူပ်ဴိႀကီးမ်ားအတြက္ခ်စ္သူ.ေပါင္ေပၚေမွးစက္ေစဖုိ.   .....
 Girlfriend Lap pillow

 

အိပ္မက္လွလွေလးေတြမက္မွာကေတာ.အေသအခ်ာပဲေပါ.  ....

ဒါေလးကေတာ.ေဂၚမစြံလူပ်ဴိႀကီးမ်ားစိတ္ကူးယဥ္အိပ္မက္လွလွေလးေတြမက္ေစနုိင္ဖုိ.ပ်ဴိေမတုိ.အ
တြက္ေခါင္းအံုးတီထြင္သူေတြကဆက္လက္ဖန္တီးလုိက္တဲ.လက္ရာေလးပဲေပါ.  ...ကုိကုိကာလသား
မ်ားအတြက္ကေတာ.ပ်ဴိေမတုိ.အတြက္နဲ.မတူစိတ္ကူးယဥ္အခ်စ္နတ္သမီးေလးရဲ.ေပါင္ေပၚမွာေမွးစက္
ရင္းဘ၀အေမာေတြေၿပေစဖုိ.စကတ္တုိတုိ၀တ္ထားတဲ.အမ်ဴိးသမီးေလးရဲ.ေပါင္ပံုသ႑ာန္ဖန္တီးေပး
ထားပါတယ္...

သူကလဲအိပ္ယာထဲမွာဟုိဟာမ၀ယ္ေပးလုိ.ဒီဟာမရလုိ. ( ဘာလဲလုိ.မေမးနဲ.ေနာ္..မသိဘူး...) ဂ်ီက်
တဲ.ေဘးရန္က ကင္းေ၀းၿပီးႀကဳိက္သေလာက္စိတ္ကူးယဥ္လုိ.ရတဲ.ဘ၀ေလးကုိပုိင္ဆုိင္နုိင္တာေပါ.
ခင္ဗ်ာ...( ကြ်န္ေတာ္လည္းတစ္လံုးေလာက္လုိခ်င္ပါတယ္....အခုေတာ.ရွင္ဒီစကားေၿပာၿပီေပါ.  ...) 


လက္ေတြ.က်တဲ.ကာလသားမ်ားအတြက္ရည္စူးတာမုိ.ဘာသီခ်င္းသံ၊ႏွဳိးစက္သံေတြထြက္ေပၚလာမွာ
မဟုတ္ပဲ...နူးညံ.တဲ.အသားအေရနဲ.ထိေတြ.ေနရသလုိခံစားရမွာၿဖစ္ၿပီးေခါင္းအံုးစြပ္စကပ္အေရာင္ကုိ
လည္းစိတ္ႀကဳိက္ေရြးခ်ယ္နုိင္မွာၿဖစ္ပါတယ္တဲ.  ဗ်ာ....

ကဲဆရာတုိ.  ...
              တစ္လံုးေလာက္ေတာ.ေဆာင္ထားသင္.တယ္ေနာ္....





ကဲ....ေဟာဒီမွာမူရင္းသတင္းနဲ.ဆက္သြယ္နုိ္င္ရန္ပါ...

The Boyfriend Arm Pillow is a Japanese product aimed at Japanese who like sleeping with their head on their partner's chest but don't have a partner to do it with, or have given up on the standard model and are trying to reconstruct a better boyfriend.

So far they've got the shape right and have it padded appropriately for comfort, they've eliminated all the sounds and smells of the standard boyfriend and have even added an alarm clock which gently shakes the arm when it's time to get up.

The synthetic boyfriend is not a full body pillow, only offering half length, We are unaware at this point of any after-market accessories for the product though we figure an inbuilt electric blanket would be good for cold nights. And perhaps a nice strong slow heartbeat and maybe an MP3 jukeboox with access to long loops of recorded audio such as rain beating on a tin roof, hours of sweet talking, a comprehensive library of self esteem affirmations, the life works of Barry White and ...

Only time will tell if women outside Japan decide the Boyfriend Arm Pillow is a viable alternative to the real thing. At US$77, it requires no further maintenance other than occasional fluffing, and has no running costs and we suspect there's a hug latent market for women of all nationalities who have decided that the White Knight might not be coming.

Quite a few Japanese sites offer the Boyfriend Arm Pillow and manufacturer Kameo (http://www.kameo.co.jp/) is looking to distribute the pillow in other countries based on the popularity of item. There is also an unconfirmed report that a limited edition Girlfriend Arm Pillow will be trailed.

A couple of months back we wrote up the boyfriend arm pillow and it became one of Gizmag’s all-time most-read stories (in excess of 250,000 page views at last count) because, well … people are weird. Now we have further irrefutable proof of that. The incredible success of the boyfriend arm pillow has spawned what the Japanese manufacturers are hoping will be the male equivalent – the girlfriend lap pillow. Unlike the boyfriend arm pillow which has a heartbeat and is soft and snugly, the girlfriend lap pillow comes with realistic-to-the-touch legs and a tight short polyester skirt in your choice of black or red.

The girlfriend lap pillow sells for 9429 yen from Corporation Train, 130-0005 Higashi Komagata Ku, Tokyo Sumida 2 - 9 - 2 Telephone: 03-5608-7261